Maximum Calorie Day 2007

It is 2007, and the gauntlet has been thrown down: a massive breakfast from Qdoba, a stupifying lunch from Culvers, and a brutal dinner from Steak 'n Shake. Should any finalists still stand after three rounds, then they move on to the eliminator: a wing-eating contest at Buffalo Wild Wings, winner take all. This year's contest participants include AJ (the organizer and "competition committee"), Doug, Erik, Jordan, Pete, and Tim. Rick is the official press flack and impartial observer/arbiter in case of a dispute about the rules. The rest of our cubemates are witnesses, cheering sections, and peanut galleries all rolled into one.

Let the games begin.